Was asked who i thought was a talented actress, could only name the ones I found attractive… #amIshallow?
I just wrote this!: 12 Stories 12 Months http://ruggeddiamond.com/mkstevens/writing/12-stories-12-months/
I shall lower my head and admit defeat… if I’m ever going to conquer the art world, I’ll have to buy a mac :(
I shall lower my head and admit defeat… if I’m ever going to conquer the art world, I’ll have to by a mac :(
Saw an add for BBW dating. It said “Bigger, Easier, Better.” Of course they’re easier, they’re big. How are going to get any action?
Never thought the day would come when IE displayed a custom website better than Firefox. I’m moving to America to buy a gun and kill myself.
Problem solved. Back to my Anti-IE disposition. : )
I know it’s a little early for #sds (sound design sundays), but @GMMusic good work on Perfect Proposal, it finally feels complete!
Took your advice and went to go fuck myself. Unfortunately the only how-to manual I could find was in Finnish. Watched movies instead!
Looking for a third hand Bellini machine… anyone?
God bless Photoshop… allows amateurs photographers look likes Gods… well, it lets them look like they know what they’re doing.
I say it was Mr. Green, with the guitar strings in the music conservatory! #badcluereferences
I have a book. I’ve decided that I’m going to read it as if Jane Lynch were reading it to me before I go to bed. This is gonna be good!
It’s about time Andy Garcia stopped being Al Pacino’s stand in and started to get his own acting gigs.
Spoiler alert… if you hated Sniper or Sniper 2, don’t see Inception. That’s right, Tom Berrenger is in it.
Even though it stars Michael Douglas, The Game is still a pretty kick ass movie!
I wonder if Demi-Cameron is going to have the #3 & #4 all time US box office grossing when Inception leaves the theatres?
I nominate myself for President of Twitterville… who wants to be my hapless running mate? p.s. yes, you must be hapless!
Me: Needing to get my bookmarks sorted. You: Like free dinners and getting roofied? Women with daddy issues need not apply :)
Why is it always the people that are willing to help everyone are never willing to accept help in return? Pretty selfish I’d say!
Dear Cruel Old World, where is my Mrs. Robinson?
So this is what it feels like to be an adult. I guess next I’ll have to get my passport and get my car in for an oil change.
I got all the right forms and all the right papers, oh yeah I’m doing taxes… almost 4 months later!
Why does almost all music today sound like a Jan Hammer soundtrack? | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQDU-2qMre0
I wish I was a lot more clever, but all I have are dick and fart jokes, and @ThatKevinSmith has that market cornered!
if only I could learn to order people around, I’d probably make a damn good photographer… or director… or boyfriend… or…
Chris Nolan gives a pretty decent “mindjob,” unfortunately I cum tiny so it’s not always a happy ending.
I feel terrible for Simmons on account of him being old and not being able to go home cause he hates his wife, who always calls him a retard
I don’t know… I’m having real trouble here getting behind this whole “hipster” bandwagon. My ass doesn’t look good in skinny jeans.
I still think this is awesome! | http://vimeo.com/4155700
Watch and then came lola, hooking up, and frat party. If you still consider The Lovely Bones the worst movie ever, you’re a fucking idiot.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Twilight should be an award winning movie. Tsk tsk Satan, tsk tsk.
Word to aspiring writers, you may think you are Gods gift to writing, but until you collaborate with someone else, you don’t know shit!
Never heard of Cat Shit One… now you have, and you’re welcome - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBBUU_Rv9po
At least on Facebook I can “like” my own status… why the ‘f’ can’t I retweet the shit I write… my stuff is classic!
I’ve been told I’m more Joan Cusak than John Cusak, please, if anything I’m more Anthony Michael Hall than Robert Downey Jr.!
It’s official, I’m doing stuff. Don’t ask me what, just know that I’m doing it!
RT @GaryJBusey: If I kill myself, my suicide note will only have 3 words explaining why: Nickelback Rock Band.
Learning how to create my own custom theme for wordpress… shit is about to get real people!
“The customer is always right.” #worstphrasesever
A dude across the street laughs like Ed McMahon. Usually I’d be pissed that he’s being so loud, but his laugh is so angelic.
Just in time for a #tweebagging
RU FI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Apparently I’m shallow. To combat this, I am now only accepting pictures of chicks with good personalities.
Turns out Stanley Tucci’s character in Julie vs. Julia is gay, and Meryll Streep is just a beard. Makes sense to me.
…and Meryll Streep plays one convincing Alien. Rumor has it that they didn’t need any SPFX makeup to recreate the scales on her body.
Watching Julie vs. Julia. 3rd installment in the crazy Alien vs. Predator franchise. Amy Adams as The Predator… this is going to be epic!
Wow can Stanley Tucci act. His ability to kiss Meryll Streep and make it look like he isn’t kissing a reptile, Oscar worthy.